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🚨💀🔥 THE CHILDREN HAVE UNIONIZED. THE CRAYONS ARE HOSTAGES. WE NEED BTs & PARAS IMMEDIATELY!!! 🖍️😭💰

oosmanagementcorp

  • WANTED: ONE SLIGHTLY UNHINGED, EXTREMELY ENERGETIC BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN (BT/RBT) WHO CAN KEEP UP WITH A HUMAN TORNADO!!!
  • AND WE NEED SOMEONE WHO CAN MATCH HIS ENERGY WHILE BRINGING THE CALM, STRUCTURE, AND CLINICAL SKILLS OF AN ABA PROFESSIONAL.
  • FUN, HIGH-ENERGY, PATIENT, AND CREATIVE BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN (BT/RBT) to work one-on-one with an energetic 5-year-old boy!
  • If you love playing, moving, laughing, teaching, and turning everyday moments into exciting learning opportunities...

About oosmanagementcorp

BREAKING NEWS: A 5-YEAR-OLD IN WEST BABYLON HAS MORE ENERGY THAN THE ENTIRE CON EDISON POWER GRID!!!

In-Home ABA Therapy

  • ATTENTION, CAFFEINATED HUMANS, FORMER CAMP COUNSELORS, AND PEOPLE WHO CONSIDER SITTING STILL A PERSONAL INSULT!!!
  • WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY.
  • Somewhere in West Babylon lives a 5-year-old boy who apparently woke up one morning and decided...
  • Scientists are confused.
  • NASA has requested his energy source.

And the Flash?

  • THE FLASH JUST ASKED FOR A WATER BREAK.
  • THIS LITTLE LEGEND DOES NOT HAVE AN OFF BUTTON.
  • CONGRATULATIONS. THE ABA UNIVERSE HAS SELECTED YOU.

PATIENCE OF A 900-YEAR-OLD MONK

  • Making learning feel like the greatest event since the invention of chicken nuggets?
  • YOU'RE HIRED IN OUR HEARTS ALREADY.
  • Follow the treatment plan.
  • Make meaningful progress.
  • BECAUSE WE'RE HERE TO CHANGE LIVES, NOT JUST BREAK THE SOUND BARRIER.
  • WHO SHOULD APPLY?!
  • ✅ Behavior Technicians (BTs) and RBTs
  • ✅ Energetic, playful, and enthusiastic individuals
  • ✅ Reliable and compassionate professionals
  • ✅ Creative thinkers with strong patience and communication skills
  • 70% SUNSHINE, 20% COFFEE, AND 10% CONTROLLED CHAOS.
  • THIS IS NOT A DRILL. THE CHILD HAS ENERGY. WE NEED TALENT.
  • 🏃 Staying active
  • 🧩 Teaching new skills
  • 💙 Making a genuine difference in a child's life
  • THEN STOP SCROLLING, YOU BEAUTIFUL HUMAN ENERGY DRINK.
  • IF YOU HAVE THE ENERGY OF THE FLASH, THE PATIENCE OF GANDHI, AND THE CREATIVITY OF WILLY WONKA...
  • WE HAVE FOUND YOUR DESTINY.

Responsibilities

  • Silly voices? ACCEPTED.
  • Creative games? ENCOURAGED.
  • Collect accurate data.
  • Build communication and life skills.

Requirements

  • West Babylon, NY
  • 5-year-old boy
  • 7,000% — BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED BECAUSE HE DOESN'T NEED THEM.
  • Can you turn a simple activity into an adventure?

Can you make learning fun?

  • Can you enthusiastically celebrate a tiny victory like your team just won the SUPER BOWL?!
  • EXCELLENT. PROCEED TO THE NEXT LEVEL.
  • The child has energy.
  • You have emotional regulation.
  • ✅ Anyone whose natural personality is approximately
  • ⏰ Availability
  • 🧠 ABA experience and credentials

Preferred

  • ✅ People who genuinely enjoy working with young children

Benefits

  • ENERGY OF A SQUIRREL THAT JUST DRANK 14 ESPRESSOS

If your idea of a good workday involves

  • 🎮 Playing games
  • 🎉 Celebrating achievements
  • APPLY TODAY!
  • APPLY BEFORE NASA RECRUITS THIS KID TO POWER THE NEXT SPACE SHUTTLE!!!
  • "GRAVITY IS OPTIONAL. WALKING IS FOR BEGINNERS. I AM SPEED."
  • The Energizer Bunny has officially submitted his resignation. 🐰🔋

This is what scientists call

BALANCE.

shoshana.b@lbaps.com

  • 929-287-0109
  • REFERENCE: WEST BABYLON — 5-YEAR-OLD ENERGY LEGEND

FINAL WARNING FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF EXTREMELY ENERGETIC CHILDREN

THE ENERGY IS ENERGY-ING. THE ZOOMIES ARE ZOOMIE-ING. AND WEST BABYLON NEEDS A BT/RBT WHO CAN KEEP UP!!!