🚨🚨🚨 **BREAKING NEWS: A 5-YEAR-OLD IN NEW HARTFORD HAS MORE ENERGY THAN THE ENTIRE CON EDISON POWER GRID!!!** ⚡💀🔥 🏃‍♂️💨 **WANTED: ONE SLIGHTLY UNHINGED, EXTREMELY ENERGETIC BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN (BT/RBT) WHO CAN KEEP UP WITH A HUMAN TORNADO!!!**

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BREAKING NEWS: THE CIRCUS IS HIRING... AND SOMEHOW IT PAYS $25–$30 AN HOUR!!!
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WANTED: PROFESSIONAL CLOWN WITH A HEART OF GOLD (BT / ABA PARA)
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New Hartford, CT
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$25–$30 PER HOUR
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PAID TRAINING — NO RBT CERTIFICATION REQUIRED!
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FLEXIBLE AFTERNOONS, EVENINGS & WEEKENDS!

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ATTENTION, PROFESSIONAL GOOFBALLS, FUTURE THERAPISTS & HUMANS WITH QUESTIONABLE LEVELS OF ENTHUSIASM!

THE CIRCUS HAS COME TO NEW HARTFORD, AND WE NEED OUR LEAD PERFORMER.
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Do you enjoy making ridiculous faces?

Can you celebrate someone stacking THREE BLOCKS like they just won an Olympic gold medal?! 🥇😭

Have you ever negotiated with a 5-year-old and realized...

"THIS CHILD HAS BETTER LEGAL REPRESENTATION THAN ME."
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CONGRATULATIONS. YOU MAY BE OVERQUALIFIED.
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YOUR DAILY CIRCUS DUTIES:

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PROFESSIONAL GOOFBALL:
Make learning fun through games, crafts, and play!

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CHIEF CONFETTI OFFICER:
Celebrate every little victory like someone just discovered electricity!

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TINY-HUMAN WHISPERER:
Help a child build communication, social, and everyday life skills.

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CERTIFIED CHAOS SURVIVOR:
Stay calm when the LEGOs declare independence and the crayons form a union.

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SECRET AGENT OF DATA COLLECTION:
Yes, behind all the clowning, we're actually doing science. 🧪😂

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WHY JOIN OUR THREE-RING CIRCUS?

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$25–$30/HR!
Your bank account deserves a standing ovation! 👏

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PAID TRAINING!
We'll teach you the ABA skills. You bring the personality!

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NO RBT CERTIFICATION REQUIRED TO APPLY!
Clown college is also optional.

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FLEXIBLE HOURS!
Afternoons, evenings & weekends!

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BCBA SUPPORT!
Because even professional goofballs need a wise ringmaster.

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REAL IMPACT!
Help an autistic child learn, grow, and celebrate meaningful progress!

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REQUIRED QUALIFICATIONS:

✅ Patience of a saint
✅ Energy of a caffeinated circus monkey 🐒
✅ A genuine love for working with children
✅ Reliability, compassion, and willingness to learn
✅ Ability to follow clinical guidance while being delightfully ridiculous

NO EXPERIENCE BEING SHOT OUT OF A CANNON NECESSARY.
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STEP RIGHT UP! THE GREATEST JOB SHOW ON EARTH IS CALLING YOUR NAME!
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📍 New Hartford, CT
💰 $25–$30/hour
🎓 Paid training | No RBT certification required

SEND YOUR RÉSUMÉ & AVAILABILITY TODAY!

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GET PAID. MAKE SILLY FACES. COLLECT DATA. CHANGE LIVES.

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WE'RE NOT SAYING YOUR RESUME NEEDS A CLOWN ON IT... BUT WE WOULDN'T BE MAD IF IT DID.
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