🔥 LOVE KIDS? LOVE MAKING A DIFFERENCE? WE NEED YOU!

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AVENGERS ASSEMBLE! THE ABA UNIVERSE IS IN DANGER AND WE NEED A SUPERHERO ASAP!!!
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NOW RECRUITING: SUPERHUMAN BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN (BT/RBT)
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SECRET HEADQUARTERS:
East Meadow, NY 11554 (Nassau County)
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SUPERHERO-LEVEL PAY!
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MISSION HOURS:
Mon–Thu | 4 PM–7 PM
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MISSION ASSIGNMENT:
1-on-1 in-home ABA with a 9-year-old verbal boy

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ATTENTION, EARTHLINGS!

We have a situation. A 9-year-old mastermind has entered the chat. He's smart, he's determined, and he's apparently been preparing for this battle since birth. 🧠💥

His superpower?
TESTING THE LIMITS OF HUMAN PATIENCE.

YOUR superpower?
REMAINING CALM WHILE THE UNIVERSE COLLAPSES AROUND YOU.
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If you can dodge a tantrum faster than Spider-Man, deliver reinforcement like Oprah giving away cars, and collect behavioral data with the precision of Tony Stark…

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CONGRATULATIONS. YOU MAY BE THE CHOSEN ONE.

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YOUR SUPERHERO BENEFITS:

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LEGENDARY PAY:
Because saving the ABA universe deserves a serious paycheck!

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THE DREAM SCHEDULE:
Monday–Thursday, 4–7 PM. Your Fridays and weekends?
SAVED FROM THE VILLAIN KNOWN AS WORK.
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THE MISSION:
Help a bright 9-year-old develop communication, flexibility, and coping skills while supporting significant behavioral challenges.

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REQUIRED SUPERPOWERS:

Patience stronger than the Hulk 💚

Energy levels rivaling the Flash ⚡

Creativity worthy of Tony Stark 🧠

Data collection accuracy worthy of Batman's detective skills 🦇

Experience working with children and ABA therapy 🎯

Ability to speak English (alien languages optional) 👽

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THIS IS NOT A DRILL. THE ABA SIGNAL HAS BEEN ACTIVATED.
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SEND YOUR RESUME, AVAILABILITY & HOURLY RATE EXPECTATIONS NOW!

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THE WORLD DOESN'T NEED ANOTHER HERO. EAST MEADOW NEEDS A BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN!!!
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NO CAPE? NO PROBLEM. WE ACCEPT QUALIFIED MORTALS TOO.
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