💀 THE KIDS HAVE UNIONIZED. WE NEED MORE BTs | Behavior Technician in Scotch Plains, NJ 07076 🌟

• 💜 SCOTCH PLAINS, NJ: THE CHILDREN HAVE HELD AN EMERGENCY MEETING, AND MANAGEMENT (AKA US) IS IN TROUBLE. 💜🚨
• 🧸 The kids have formed a union. Their first demand? MORE BEHAVIOR TECHNICIANS. Immediately. No negotiations.
• 🖍️ The crayons are on strike until someone helps build a tower worthy of their legacy.

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• THE KIDS HAVE UNIONIZED. WE NEED MORE BTs.
• 🦖 A dinosaur has been promoted to Director of Chaos. Nobody remembers approving this.
• 🍪 Snack negotiations have reached a critical stage. Goldfish crackers are now considered currency.
• 📢 The kids have issued an official statement, and we quote:
• “WE NEED MORE BTS. BRING IN THE GOOD ONES.”
• The vote was unanimous. Even the kid who was busy spinning in circles voted YES. 😂

And honestly? We agree. 💜

• THE MONEY PART (THE UNION HAS REVIEWED THE NUMBERS)
• $22–$30 AN HOUR!!!
• Your wallet just sat up straight. 👀

Your budget spreadsheet just whispered, “Finally.” 📊

• Your couch is worried you might actually be able to afford things now. 🛋️
• 💃 Breaking into a victory dance because a kiddo nailed a new skill
• 🏗️ Treating a block tower like a five-star architectural achievement
• 🎉 Celebrating a tiny victory like your team just won the championship
• You may find yourself saying “I'M SO PROUD OF YOU!” approximately 47 times a day. There is no known cure. 😂💜
• WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT (THE KIDS HAVE PREPARED A POWERPOINT)
• 💜 Be part of something that genuinely matters
• 🏆 Celebrate progress, big and small, because EVERY WIN COUNTS
• 🎯 Get to know an amazing kiddo and make a difference in their everyday life
• 🎉 Work that brings purpose, connection, and plenty of reasons to smile

Responsibilities

• Scotch Plains, NJ
• Behavior Technician / ABA Para

After-school sessions

• Work 1-on-1 with an awesome kiddo and help them learn, grow, and build new skills
• This job may cause the following highly contagious side effects:
• 😁 Smiling so hard your cheeks request overtime
• 🎲 Becoming emotionally invested in a board game with a four-year-old
• 🦖 Making dinosaur noises in public and forgetting to be embarrassed
• 🫧 Developing a suspiciously strong opinion about the best bubbles

Requirements

• 🌟 Willing to learn, show up, and make a positive impact? WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU!

Benefits

• Your bank account stopped crying for approximately 3.5 seconds. 💸
• Make a real difference while having fun along the way!
• 🧸 Help children learn meaningful skills and build confidence
• Experience is a bonus, but a caring attitude, patience, and a willingness to learn go a long way. 💜
• to learn more and see if you're the missing piece of our team! 🧩
• SCOTCH PLAINS, THE KIDS HAVE UNIONIZED. LET'S GIVE THEM THE TEAM THEY DESERVE!

✨ No cubicle prison. No endless spreadsheets. No “per my last email.”

ARE YOU THE BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN THE KIDS ARE DEMANDING?

• 🌟 Love working with children? THE UNION APPROVES.
• 🌟 Patient, dependable, and ready to learn? YOU'RE ON THE SHORTLIST.
• 🌟 Have ABA experience or an RBT certification? CONFETTI. FIREWORKS. A PARADE. 🎊🎆
• 🌟 Can celebrate a tiny victory like it's breaking news? YOU GET IT.
• THE KIDS HAVE FILED A FORMAL REQUEST. WE'RE HIRING ASAP!
• The union is waiting.
• The crayons are nervous.
• The dinosaur is pacing.
• And somebody just ate the emergency snack stash. 🦖🍪
• We need more amazing Behavior Technicians to join the team and help our kiddos thrive!
• DON'T JUST SCROLL PAST YOUR NEXT FAVORITE JOB!
• $22–$30/hour
• Scotch Plains, NJ
• Behavior Technician / ABA Para
• After-school hours

P.S. The union has requested more bubbles, more high-fives, and more awesome BTs. We can absolutely work with that. 🫧🙌😂