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πŸͺ Must Be Fluent in ABA and Willing to Negotiate With Someone Who Still Eats Crayons | Behavior Tech ABA β€’ $20–$30/hr β€’ Providence, NJ 🧸

oosmanagementcorp

  • TOP SECRET: NEW PROVIDENCE, NJ 07504 β€” OPERATION: RESTORE ORDER
  • AGENT, WE HAVE A SITUATION.
  • πŸ¦† The rubber duck has been impeached. We cannot disclose the details. Legal is still crying.
  • πŸͺ‘ A chair has been elected to the school board. It has refused to comment.
  • 🎲 UNO has officially been classified as a high-risk activity due to excessive competitiveness.
  • πŸŽ‰ And somewhere out there, a child is about to win a game, learn a new skill, and receive enough praise to be heard from space.
  • WE NEED A NEW AGENT. AND THAT AGENT MIGHT BE YOU.
  • Your mission, should you choose to accept it: help restore order, support an incredible kiddo, and make a real difference while getting PAID.

About oosmanagementcorp

  • RBT certification NOT required!
  • No spy gadgets necessary. Just a big heart, a playful spirit, and the ability to celebrate a child putting on their shoes like they just completed an international mission.
  • Answer YES to at least THREE of the following to qualify for immediate consideration by absolutely no official spy agency whatsoever.
  • πŸ¦– Your energy level is best described as β€œtoddler who just discovered stairs.”
  • 🎲 You have strong feelings about UNO, and your competitive streak may require its own background check.
  • πŸ“£ You have yelled β€œGOOD JOB!!!” with such enthusiasm that a nearby dog considered filing a noise complaint.
  • πŸ€ͺ You make ridiculous sound effects without warning and consider this a valuable life skill.
  • 🏰 You can transform a cardboard box into a castle, a spaceship, AND a courtroom before lunch.
  • 🫧 You believe bubbles can solve at least 73% of life's problems.
  • πŸ’œ Your heart is approximately the size of a small planet, and your compassion levels are classified information.
  • YOUR RESULTS ARE IN.

YOUR MISSION BRIEFING: WHAT YOU'LL ACTUALLY DO

  • This is a REAL job. We checked. The cupcake's complaint is unrelated.
  • You'll work one-on-one with a child, helping build skills, confidence, and independence through play.
  • Celebrate small milestones like the entire mission depended on them. Because every step forward matters.

Responsibilities

  • Our intelligence team has intercepted the following classified reports:
  • 🧁 A cupcake has filed a formal complaint against management. The frosting is suspicious.

One-on-one with an incredible kiddo

  • Support autistic children as they learn, grow, and thrive.
  • Become suspiciously skilled at children's games. Your UNO record may follow you for life.
  • Blow bubbles. Watch the magic happen. Accidentally become the team's leading bubble expert.
  • Your mission is not to be perfect. It's to show up, build trust, learn, and help a child succeed.

Requirements

Special clearance required?

  • Color with the focus and determination of a secret agent defusing a glitter bomb.
  • $20–$30 PER HOUR. YES, REALLY.
  • Your grocery budget: β€œAgent, we've been expecting you.” πŸ›’
  • βœ… Patient, kind, and compassionate.
  • βœ… Dependable. Showing up when you say you will is a superpower, and we take superpowers seriously. πŸ‘
  • βœ… Energetic, playful, and responsible.
  • βœ… Open to learning, training, and trying new approaches.
  • βœ… Ready to make a meaningful difference in a child's life.

Preferred

  • Experience working with children is a plus, but the willingness to learn and make a positive impact matters.

Pay

$20–$30 PER HOUR

Benefits

  • Play games that help build real-life skills. The learning is intentional. The fun is non-negotiable.

Your future self: β€œExcellent work. Mission accomplished.” 😎

  • ⏰ Flexible part-time hours that can work around school or another job.
  • πŸŽ“ Hands-on experience for students studying Psychology, Education, Special Education, Speech, and related fields.
  • 🀝 Training and support included. No prior RBT certification required. We provide the guidance; you bring the heart.
  • 🚫 No cubicles. No depressing desk lunches. No spreadsheets plotting against you.
  • πŸ’œ Meaningful work where the little victories are actually BIG victories.

Location

New Providence, NJ 07504

  • Congratulations, Agent. You are chaotic in a deeply employable way. πŸ†
  • Your clearance has been approved. Please do not laminate your own badge.
  • Your wallet: β€œI wasn't briefed on this development.” 😳
  • Your bank account: β€œWait... we have options?” πŸ₯Ή

THE IDEAL CANDIDATE: AGENT PROFILE

Our intelligence team is looking for someone who is

  • NEW PROVIDENCE, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
  • A mission is waiting. An incredible kiddo could use a teammate. And somewhere, a rubber duck is still refusing to answer questions.

WILL YOU ACCEPT THE MISSION?

  • Message or call us today to learn more and join the operation!
  • This message will self-destruct in 5... 4... 3...
  • Just kidding. We really do want you to apply. πŸ˜ŽπŸ’œ