πͺ Must Be Fluent in ABA and Willing to Negotiate With Someone Who Still Eats Crayons | Behavior Tech ABA β’ $20β$30/hr β’ Providence, NJ π§Έ
- United States
- On-site
- Mid Level
- Posted
- TOP SECRET: NEW PROVIDENCE, NJ 07504 β OPERATION: RESTORE ORDER
- AGENT, WE HAVE A SITUATION.
- π¦ The rubber duck has been impeached. We cannot disclose the details. Legal is still crying.
- πͺ A chair has been elected to the school board. It has refused to comment.
- π² UNO has officially been classified as a high-risk activity due to excessive competitiveness.
- π And somewhere out there, a child is about to win a game, learn a new skill, and receive enough praise to be heard from space.
- WE NEED A NEW AGENT. AND THAT AGENT MIGHT BE YOU.
- Your mission, should you choose to accept it: help restore order, support an incredible kiddo, and make a real difference while getting PAID.
About oosmanagementcorp
- RBT certification NOT required!
- No spy gadgets necessary. Just a big heart, a playful spirit, and the ability to celebrate a child putting on their shoes like they just completed an international mission.
- Answer YES to at least THREE of the following to qualify for immediate consideration by absolutely no official spy agency whatsoever.
- π¦ Your energy level is best described as βtoddler who just discovered stairs.β
- π² You have strong feelings about UNO, and your competitive streak may require its own background check.
- π£ You have yelled βGOOD JOB!!!β with such enthusiasm that a nearby dog considered filing a noise complaint.
- π€ͺ You make ridiculous sound effects without warning and consider this a valuable life skill.
- π° You can transform a cardboard box into a castle, a spaceship, AND a courtroom before lunch.
- π«§ You believe bubbles can solve at least 73% of life's problems.
- π Your heart is approximately the size of a small planet, and your compassion levels are classified information.
- YOUR RESULTS ARE IN.
YOUR MISSION BRIEFING: WHAT YOU'LL ACTUALLY DO
- This is a REAL job. We checked. The cupcake's complaint is unrelated.
- You'll work one-on-one with a child, helping build skills, confidence, and independence through play.
- Celebrate small milestones like the entire mission depended on them. Because every step forward matters.
Responsibilities
- Our intelligence team has intercepted the following classified reports:
- π§ A cupcake has filed a formal complaint against management. The frosting is suspicious.
One-on-one with an incredible kiddo
- Support autistic children as they learn, grow, and thrive.
- Become suspiciously skilled at children's games. Your UNO record may follow you for life.
- Blow bubbles. Watch the magic happen. Accidentally become the team's leading bubble expert.
- Your mission is not to be perfect. It's to show up, build trust, learn, and help a child succeed.
Requirements
Special clearance required?
- Color with the focus and determination of a secret agent defusing a glitter bomb.
- $20β$30 PER HOUR. YES, REALLY.
- Your grocery budget: βAgent, we've been expecting you.β π
- β Patient, kind, and compassionate.
- β Dependable. Showing up when you say you will is a superpower, and we take superpowers seriously. π
- β Energetic, playful, and responsible.
- β Open to learning, training, and trying new approaches.
- β Ready to make a meaningful difference in a child's life.
Preferred
- Experience working with children is a plus, but the willingness to learn and make a positive impact matters.
Pay
$20β$30 PER HOUR
Benefits
- Play games that help build real-life skills. The learning is intentional. The fun is non-negotiable.
Your future self: βExcellent work. Mission accomplished.β π
- β° Flexible part-time hours that can work around school or another job.
- π Hands-on experience for students studying Psychology, Education, Special Education, Speech, and related fields.
- π€ Training and support included. No prior RBT certification required. We provide the guidance; you bring the heart.
- π« No cubicles. No depressing desk lunches. No spreadsheets plotting against you.
- π Meaningful work where the little victories are actually BIG victories.
Location
New Providence, NJ 07504
- Congratulations, Agent. You are chaotic in a deeply employable way. π
- Your clearance has been approved. Please do not laminate your own badge.
- Your wallet: βI wasn't briefed on this development.β π³
- Your bank account: βWait... we have options?β π₯Ή
THE IDEAL CANDIDATE: AGENT PROFILE
Our intelligence team is looking for someone who is
- NEW PROVIDENCE, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
- A mission is waiting. An incredible kiddo could use a teammate. And somewhere, a rubber duck is still refusing to answer questions.
WILL YOU ACCEPT THE MISSION?
- Message or call us today to learn more and join the operation!
- This message will self-destruct in 5... 4... 3...
- Just kidding. We really do want you to apply. ππ
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