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[TEST] Competitive Eater

cmsprep

About cmsprep

  • THIS IS NOT A REAL JOB, DO NOT APPLY!
  • Our company is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of human gastro-intestinal limits.
  • We are looking for the next World Champion in the sport of competitive eating.
  • Apply now and see why we are the world's largest producer of top quality competitive eaters.

Requirements

  • Being able to eat in large quantities
  • Not having mustard stains on your shirt
  • Being able to show up on time

Benefits

  • Relaxed dresscode
  • Free Lunch Daily
  • 401k
  • Free Red Hot
  • Daily activities include training for competitions, eating mass amounts of food on a daily basis, and small amounts of exercise to make sure you don't get too fat.